| Kid in class: | I'm just saying, if she had consumption, Christian would have died. Anyone who came in contact with her would have died. |
| Professor: | Well yes, anyone who exchanged bodily fluids, I'm assuming. |
| Another kid: | Especially with her being a prostitute. |
| Yet another kid: | Ah, it's the gift that just keeps on giving. |
| Professor: | I think that's herpes. |