vashtanerade:

zombieirish:

organicgranola:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

if by worst you mean best

oh my god these are the best

(via killertoddler)

if i were an english teacher i would force my students to write fanfictions about my otps

(Source: mrskensideeks, via tealeavesandsimplethings)

castieltheangelofthursgay:

if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just whisper their url and watch the colour drain from their faces and their eyes fill with tears as they back away slowly to their desk

(via carlyamanda58)

(Source: bookmania, via esoteric-abyss)

When I’m a teacher

On most of the papers I assign, I’ll probably allow for the option of handwriting it. Not just because of nostalgia but because it’s been proven that handwriting increases brain function and it truly will eliminate so many distractions. So often I need to start essays with a pen and paper not just to eliminate distraction but also because I feel the thoughts flow so much more naturally. As wonderful as the internet and technology are, I feel more and more everyday that we need to learn how to use more sparingly. Demonstrated by myself logging onto the computer at least eight or nine times today, some of those periods lasting for approximately an hour. All that time wasted. And here I am wasting some more.

Time to do some push-ups and sew while watching Sweet Home Alabama.